The Tweetle Beetle Battle
November 24th, 2006 by Nick
When tweetle beetles fight … it’s called a tweetle beetle battle and …
When they battle in a puddle … it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle AND …
When tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle … they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle AND …
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle … they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle AND …
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles … they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle AND …
Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!
When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle … THIS is what they call a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks sir!
Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.
From Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss
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